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[February 07 2011] |
I haven't taken a personal vacation in a very long time. I think I might need one.
My only concern is that I would come back to find the clinic completely leveled by some catastrophe. Not that the people I work with aren't perfectly capable, I just feel sometimes like I may be the one thing standing between that building and disaster. Maybe it's a guardian angel "thing".
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[December 29 2010] |
I hope you all don't the reminder, but please party safely this New Year's. I say this mostly because I'm sure both myself and my staff will be in no frame of mind to fix anything serious. Occasionally we do have lives outside the clinic, especially on holidays that spawn massive get togethers.
Speaking of which, Briar? Nicolas? Whoever is in charge of this end of year party for our particular brand of reincarnate? How big of a first aid kit should I see about bringing this time?
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[November 17 2010] |
Attention everyone:
The clinic cannot magically restore your reincarnate. In case you hadn't noticed, we're all running short on magic. We have no cure for the lack of voices in your head. Please stop calling, please stop coming by, and I'm sorry, but crying isn't going to help your case. Go home and stay there.
I apologize for my lack of divine patience. Obviously I need another shot of this absolutely vile medication. If we ever get our reincarnates back, I promise to heal anyone and everyone of the flu, free of charge. No one should have to live like this.
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[October 27 2010] |
It seems that not even reincarnates are immune from the sorts of injuries that start with everyone's favorite phrase: 'Hey everybody, watch this'. Considering the level of coherence from both himself and the friends that brought him in, 'hold my beer' may have been included at some point.
Remember children, trampolines and electric scooters are great fun, but not when combined with copious levels of alcohol and your roof.
At the very least, wear a helmet.
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[October 14 2010] |
I may have been keeping very odd company for the last hundred years, but at least I know how to correctly curse and use finger quotes.
We should also thank everyone for keeping this massive attitude in check. All it took was a year for him to go back to being a raging...what is the world I'm looking for here? Tool? I think that's right. The point is, if I ever try to wander off and become a hermit, I'm counting on one of you to slap some sense in to me.
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[September 21 2010] |
I don't think I've ever felt so outnumbered.
The new season of Supernatural has me concerned, mostly because of a quote from an article I just read.
"Will Castiel be able to get Heaven back in order?"
This seems like a lot of responsibility. Besides, keeping angels in line has got to be like herding cats. I think we preferred benders and orgies. It was so much simpler.
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[September 02 2010] |
I feel the need to make something perfectly clear. Reincarnates are forever injuring themselves in odd and fantastic ways. I know this, you know this, we all know this.
So there is really no point in coming up with a ridiculous story to tell me whenever I make it in to the examination room. Chances are, I can guess when magic and/or unearthly technology went awry. I won't judge you. I just might tell you not to do it again.
Though if you want to continue with the lying, it is nothing if not amusing.
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[July 29 2010] |
Tomorrow morning will be the grand opening of the one and only clinic run exclusively by and for reincarnates.
Since there seem to be a lot of you still suffering the truth affliction, this couldn't have come at a better time. I can't say that we can cure you, but this is a fantastic time for you to get a physical. This way you can't lie about how many servings of vegetables you get every day.
Just out of curiosity, did any of the other Ageless end up infected? I only ask because so many of you were around in the seventies, and there are some things that should never leave that particular decade.
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[July 19 2010] |
My patience for small, whining, picky masses of mortals is gone. GONE.
If I have to sit through one more of those idiotic meetings, someone is going to regret the day they were spawned.
Thankfully, we seem to be nearing the end of these ridiculous negotiations. If everyone else involved in the project wants to meet at the clinic some time next week, we can start working on some of the finer details.
I appreciate everyone's patience. I did not expect it to be this much of a debacle.
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[June 23 2010] |
Well, we finally got the settlement taken care of, but I do believe that medical suppliers are working directly for Hell.
That being said, we should be able to open next month. Barring any major disasters. My prospective staff haven't abandoned me, have they?
You know, I helped stop an apocalypse once. I would think it would all be downhill from there.
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[June 12 2010] |
I think I've finally found a building that will work for the clinic!
If the rest of you want to have a look at it before I make an offer, it's at [address]. Anyone who doesn't feel like traveling just to peer at a building there's a picture oh, damn...come on now, it can't be that hard to post a pic...there we go here.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm fairly excited about this!
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[May 29 2010] |
I know I've spoken to several reincarnates who have chosen careers in the medical field. So, this is for you, and for anyone else who works as a doctor/nurse/etc that I haven't had a chance to meet yet.
I've been toying with the idea of opening my own clinic. This wasn't exactly logical before, since I have a fairly high turnover rate when working with mundanes (they tend to notice the lack of aging). I was wondering if any of you would be interested in coming to work with me, should I open my own practice? I could most definitely use the help.
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[May 21 2010] |
I'd like to give a huge thank you to everyone involved in putting together my very successful surprise party. I actually was surprised. You are all very, very sneaky. Bravo!
That being said, I don't particularly feel a year older. Probably because I haven't looked my age in seventy years, but still. It seems like there should be some new found wisdom that comes along with the century mark. Instead, it's just another day.
I think I feel another existential crisis coming on. Quick, someone! Grab the tequila!
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[May 18 2010] |
There are times when I really do wish I could sleep.
Eight hours of oblivion sounds lovely right now.
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